I want a pony.....

LIBERAL: "I want a pony"

CONSERVATIVE: "No. We can't afford one"

LIBERAL: "I don't care." "I WANT A PONY!!"

CONSERVATIVE: "Tell you what, if you get a job and save money, maybe we can buy one together next year for you"

LIBERAL: "NO! I want one right now! Put it on your credit card!"

CONSERVATIVE: "That is NOT a smart investment at all! Do you have any idea how long that will take to pay off and then how much interest we'll incur in the interim? Do you even know how to take care of a pony??"

LIBERAL: "I don't care! You are mean and don't love me"

CONSERVATIVE: "Of course I love you. I'm just trying to teach you patience and how to live within your means!"

LIBERAL: "You are a bigot and hate all minorities and gays!"

CONSERVATIVE: "That is the stupidest thing I ever heard"

LIBERAL: "See? You think I'm beneath you and you just want to keep all of your money! You favor the rich and hate the poor!! I am disenfranchised!!"

CONSERVATIVE: "I can't even talk to you anymore!"

LIBERAL: "I'm going to get the Government to buy me a pony then!"